So Ladies..

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions..
The first guy says: "I am a Y.U.P.P.I.E. you know..
Young Urban Professional Peaceful Intelligent Ecologist"
The second guy says: "I am a D.I.N.K. you know..
Double Income No Kids"
The third guy says: " I am a R.U.B. you know..
Rich Urban Biker"
They turn to the woman and ask her: "What are you?"
She replies: "I am a W.I.F.E. you know..
Wash Iron Fetch Etc"
A second girl answers their question before they even ask it..
"I am a B.I.T.C.H. you know...
Babe In Total Control of Herself"....

So ladies next time someone calls you a "BITCH" just smile and say "thank you"!!!